who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
the raccoons are back...
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