found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
i think im in europe. pls send help
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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