I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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