just survived the first fart of the relationship.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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