Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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