I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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