with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
where are my eyebrows?
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