i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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