Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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