problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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