Pants 0. Shit 1.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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