Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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