This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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