am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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