It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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