Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
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Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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