marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
The power of my boobs compel you
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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