hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay