Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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