That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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