yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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