dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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