At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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