if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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