how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
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