On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I skipped work to stalk him.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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