idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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