Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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