Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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