Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
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I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house