she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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