community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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