I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
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Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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