David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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