so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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