I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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