The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
its liver damage thursday
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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