The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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