I didn't shave. On purpose
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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