I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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