the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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