I cockslap morals
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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