He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
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Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
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These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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