? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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