Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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