You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
there is puke in my bra ... again
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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