Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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