After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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