Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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