You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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