y did u give ur computer a hand job?
do you believe in love at first sight?
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yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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