found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
