Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has the best kind of daddy issues
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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